Giveaways......

No, nothing to do with freebies I'm afraid! Just a little note to those who think I and my Dominatrix colleagues (yes we do talk to each other!) were born yesterday..... 

When we hear. "Money is no object" we know it isn't - because you have no intention of paying any. Cue end of conversation. 

Ditto "Tell me what you will do to me" Nothing - because you won't be coming to see me. Try phoning a telephone sex line instead. Cue end of conversation. 

Overly generous promises of presents 'If you'll just describe what you will be wearing..." Hmmmmm probably overalls as I'll probably be busy doing gardening or decorating since you certainly won't turn up. 

An e-mail with a blow by blow description of the extended scene you are looking for ( I had one once who wanted a three day session including being suspended upside down for four hours) - you are simply getting off on writing it - and by the way you are deluded....

An illiterate one liner 'Sent from my iPhone' after midnight? "I'm stupidly drunk" or worse "I'm stupidly drunk and my mates have sent this, pretending to be me".

A Dominatrix has to be a imind reader - how else could she successfully get inside your head????